clientation

If you're in a routine at work and a client messes that routine up...

and most men do the respectable thing and allow the lady to go first.... so therefore you, just like them - messed up my routine with clients ....or my clientation.

by crotch999 January 18, 2011

chilez

The really ghetto way to say children.

(I did not write this myself...got it from some chick's twitter)

"SOBER IS SEXY ~ smmfh ~ DIS WUT DEY TRYNA MAYK WITE GURLZ B LEEV~ stop dey frum havin RETART chilez wen dey get WASTID an get RANDUM NUTT"

by Better Off Believin' November 14, 2011

Cilledyocatbbich

Cilledyocatbbich is the ritual in which you kill someones cat. Make a pentagram in a circle on there car; place each limb in a arm on the star with the head in the middle. This most be done at 3:15 A.M. on a full moon butt naked with your friend. This act can also be done by making a dream-catcher out of the cat by making a circle with its intestines and its tended all leading to its head in the middle. You can use the dream-catcher to keep people out of your room when you sleep. You most then though dirt on the blood for 15 days until the new-moon comes. This ritual will curse your enemies and bless you. (This is a very common ritual for devout atheist, Jews, vampires, werewolf, Catholics, Mormons, Muslims, Buddhist, and even Hindus.)

Werewolf: Ware where you yesterday.

Vampire: O, I had a problem with my ex-girl fried so I performed Cilledyocatbbich To get back at here.

by dickman5000 February 9, 2014

Chilean Heat Wave

When you force a fart out and it ends in blood

Jack experienced a Chilean Heat Wave when swimming, leaving a trail of blood behind him

by Chillean Heat Wave July 15, 2014

chilenchie

Crazy, Wonderful, Fun loving, Cupid, Beautiful, Energetic, Spiritual and Bilingual...
Amazing but sometimes crazy, If you are one of her dearest friends she will make all your love problems go away. She will be know as Fairy Godmother

If u see a red Chilenchie coming Run

If u need a Fairy Godmother call Chilenchie

by Kaminique January 23, 2017

chilenchie

Crazy, Wonderful, Fun loving, Cupid, Beautiful, Energetic, Spiritual and Bilingual...
Amazing but sometimes crazy, If you are one of her dearest friends she will make all your love problems go away. She will be know as Fairy Godmother

If u see a red Chilenchie coming Run

If u need a Fairy Godmother call Chilenchie

by Kaminique January 23, 2017

Cileno

A Cileno is an alien gangster that work in a circus

A: Yo m8 have u seen that Cileno?
B: Geez that's great
A: Yeah it's good af

by NotVil June 26, 2017