christopher columbus

an asshole that did not discover america but still got the credit for it. He is so much of an ass he doesn´t even deserve capital letters.

person a: christopher columbus discovered America
person b: no he didn´t, you can´t discover land where people already live

by Someone you’ll never meet August 31, 2020

Christopher

He talks to himself all the time and he has blond hair. He is the perfect Hitler child he is a genius that is as skinny as a stick. Force feed him he is starving.

Hey I'm Christopher and I am so fucking hungry.

by Dlashea May 19, 2017

Christopher

Christopher is a kind of person who is weird, he probably stuck his finger up his butthole or is mentally 2 when he is 10.

Christopher once ate a sharpie then lies that his friend took it.

by Sucksucksucksuckduckyfaceman September 7, 2018

christopher walken

this is when a person walks into aa room without you knowing and start talking to you making you almost shit yourself in surprise.

Like wen christopher walken jst pops outta nower n starts tlkin 2 ppl

by anonymous420 October 26, 2007

christer

sister in christ. the words christ + sister = christer.

i am your christer, megan.

by babylovebubbles April 30, 2006

christopher

A midget with long brown hair because he cant afford to get a haircut and sells fucking pencils he finds on the ground to make money that he will waist on drugs and bitches.

Christopher is a stupid ass face

by bobbypen1569 April 7, 2017

Christopher

A flaming sick pig

Stop talking, Christopher you flaming sick pig.

by kattypants November 29, 2016