Chinese grenade

The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction

Jimmy tried to Chinese grenade but it malfunctioned and he smacked this balls in his wife's face

by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020

Chinese Code

Code that is so good, only a Chinese could have written it.

Did you see his solution? It's such Chinese Code.

by lilyx998 November 8, 2023

Idiot In Chinese

白痴 《—— Bai (second tone) Chi (First Tone, but actually sounds more like tzi, buuuut chinese is hard for a reason so if you wanna type this phrase, the pinyin is bai chi) also, BTW this phrase is actually pretty offensive, so it's not like, okay, ur dumb, only use this when talking to yourself or when you're talking to close family and/or friends and you don't mind getting slapped. (unless that is, the person doesn't understand chinese, you can say it whenever)

For the example of use for idiot in Chinese, you can use it when ever you would normally use the word "idiot" in english.

by URMOMMY:D March 1, 2022

Chinese marbling

When a girl is proforming fillatio and twists your testicles into testicular torsion.

she was Chinese marbling me and i have to goto the doctor.

by kodiak2448 December 27, 2014

Chinese shuffle

A man, with pants around his ankles, and a fabulous erection, being led by his member to the bedroom.

Always remember Marty's Chinese shuffle. He shook it around.

by NotMe1984 December 25, 2015

Chinese Pineapple

The act of killing a party member because it annoys the DM

Jakobi! Why'd you chinese pineapple Cayde?!
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-

by notPhoenix___ November 2, 2023

Chinese Aluminum

Low quality plastic used in construction of key mechanical parts in order to ensure failure and non-repairability just outside of warranty period. Often shrouded in a thin sheet of satin brushed Nickel plated Chinesium to give appearance of durability.

Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.

Wife: Honey, can you fix the fridge? The door just fell off...

Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.

Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!

Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!

by baronvonfritz May 5, 2020