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Chinese Aluminum

Low quality plastic used in construction of key mechanical parts in order to ensure failure and non-repairability just outside of warranty period. Often shrouded in a thin sheet of satin brushed Nickel plated Chinesium to give appearance of durability.

Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.
Wife: Honey, can you fix the fridge? The door just fell off...

Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.

Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!

Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!
by baronvonfritz May 5, 2020
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Chinese Tsunami

The act of discriminating a certain group to be the scapegoat so that the accuser can escape, seemingly blameless, innocent and sincere; However, the blame is a blatant misdirection and as such, likely to backfire on the accuser.

Origin: The Prime Minister and chairperson of Malaysia's ruling coalition (National Front) attributed the poor performance of the coalition in Malaysia's 13th general election, and the corresponding support to opposition parties, to a phenomenon dubbed "tsunami of the Chinese community" - or "Chinese tsunami" for short.
The project manager is pinning the blame on the labourers again, blaming their laziness for the delays in the project. But that accusation is just Chinese Tsunami - we all know his poor planning skills are the cause.
by Random Malaysian May 9, 2013
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Chinese Cowboy

A pseudonym for chopping bitches like Jet Li, Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan
"That lad gave it to his concubine harder than a Chinese cowboy "

"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"
by CHROME POLE October 5, 2019
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Idiot In Chinese

白痴 《—— Bai (second tone) Chi (First Tone, but actually sounds more like tzi, buuuut chinese is hard for a reason so if you wanna type this phrase, the pinyin is bai chi) also, BTW this phrase is actually pretty offensive, so it's not like, okay, ur dumb, only use this when talking to yourself or when you're talking to close family and/or friends and you don't mind getting slapped. (unless that is, the person doesn't understand chinese, you can say it whenever)
For the example of use for idiot in Chinese, you can use it when ever you would normally use the word "idiot" in english.
by URMOMMY:D March 1, 2022
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chinese hotdog

happens when chinese boys stick dick in between girls buns
last night wan-kim gave becky a chinese hotdog
by monstahotdong March 18, 2014
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chinese exit

When somebody stealthily leaves a social gathering unbeknownst to the rest of the attendees.
"Where did Dean slope off to?"
"Ah I think he's made a Chinese exit again..."
by jh911 September 28, 2014
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Chinese firecracker

The sound made from shaking your hips butt naked at a pace that causes your balls to smack your taint and belly button in a pendulum motion.
** entering room butt naked
Hey bro you ever heard the sound of a ‘Chinese firecracker’ ?
by TheYUPG July 19, 2021
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