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Chinese loophole

The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.
Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014
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chinese exit

When somebody stealthily leaves a social gathering unbeknownst to the rest of the attendees.
"Where did Dean slope off to?"
"Ah I think he's made a Chinese exit again..."
by jh911 September 28, 2014
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Chinese Shot

You drink a cold mixer (recommended: coke) without swallowing, and your "friends" then pour warm hard liquor into your mouth (recommended: rum). You then consume both together.

For richer effects, it is advisable to pour at least 60ml of hard liquor.

Chinese shot was a concept introduced in the hostel rooms of IIT Kanpur. It is now making rounds as some alumni recently moved abroad
Bro, yesterday was wild. I had two Chinese shots yesterday and went off my tits
by daarudi September 1, 2022
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Chinese Tsunami

The act of discriminating a certain group to be the scapegoat so that the accuser can escape, seemingly blameless, innocent and sincere; However, the blame is a blatant misdirection and as such, likely to backfire on the accuser.

Origin: The Prime Minister and chairperson of Malaysia's ruling coalition (National Front) attributed the poor performance of the coalition in Malaysia's 13th general election, and the corresponding support to opposition parties, to a phenomenon dubbed "tsunami of the Chinese community" - or "Chinese tsunami" for short.
The project manager is pinning the blame on the labourers again, blaming their laziness for the delays in the project. But that accusation is just Chinese Tsunami - we all know his poor planning skills are the cause.
by Random Malaysian May 9, 2013
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Chinese Cowboy

A pseudonym for chopping bitches like Jet Li, Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan
"That lad gave it to his concubine harder than a Chinese cowboy "

"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"
by CHROME POLE October 5, 2019
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Chinese firecracker

The sound made from shaking your hips butt naked at a pace that causes your balls to smack your taint and belly button in a pendulum motion.
** entering room butt naked
Hey bro you ever heard the sound of a ‘Chinese firecracker’ ?
by TheYUPG July 19, 2021
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Built Chinese

When someone who aint asian is built like an asian. Or you just ugly as fuck and not asian, it goes both ways
by Disdickitty6912 January 22, 2019
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