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Chelsea

A group of foreigners who claim to be English and play within the English Premier League. Chelsea seem to think that buying Titles is successful. Chelsea's lame attempt at buying the trebble failed patheticly.

Buying the premiership: £100,000,000.

Loosing to Liverpool in the Champions League even after paying for 5 minutes extra time: Priceless.
Oh no its coming up to 90 minutes and we only have a draw, I better pay the Referees assistant some money so that we can get more than 3 minutes injury time and win!
by Matthew Smith September 3, 2005
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chelsea

verb.
to rudely ignore, usually accompanied by eye-rolling and scoffing.
If you can't stand someone, turn around and chelsea him.
by Derek Wall April 2, 2007
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Chelmsford

No matter what other people say, it's the best town in Massachusetts. You only know about it if you live there or have friends from there. Mostly middle-class families, some mansions making you think you're in Westford. Obsessed with sports and has great sports team even though every serious game is rigged. Main sports teams are football and hockey. Very competitive agains Billerica. Almost everyone has a Chelmsford jacket, pants, sweatshirt, t-shirt, etc. Has some of the best school systems in the country. Voted one of the best places to live. Made up of mostly people with the ethnic background of French-Canadian or Irish. Some Polish. The person who fired the "Shot heard 'round the world" is from Chelmsford. Has to many grocery stores. Not many other kinds of stores besides Wal Mart, CVS, Macy's, etc. Teenagers normally hang out at the Chelmsford Forum or the High School football games.
Billerica kid: "We just beat this great team by rigging the game."
Chelmsford kid: "What team?"
Billerica kid: "Chelmsford."
Chelmsford kid: "I knew it! I'm from Chelmsford ya know."
Billerica kid: O.o
by Chelmsford_Lion October 25, 2011
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chelle'ing

present participle
1) To be occupied, in such a way that leads to procrasination, yet fulfilling one's insatiable boredom with fun-ness and "<333".
2) To just do what a certain Michelle does, especially saying the acronym "jk" to smoothly cover things up.
3) Something you would do if you were cool enough.

Includes picture whoring, myspacing, xangaing, chatting, complaints of how ugly one's self appearance is, text messaging, watching T.V (Reality T.V, football, etc), talking on the fone, listening to music and dancing like a dork, eating a whole lot (getting fat), sleeping, trying to stay pretty, calling people loser, and over usage of "<3"s in conversation (They're ugly, by the way). Pretty much a typical, Michelle. (Not to be stereotypical to any other Michelle's out there)

syn. Being Ugly, fat, pretty, dorky, like loser, etc.
I'm chelle'ing around too much, I'll never get this essay done. But since I'm so awesome, I will.
by Cheebo August 14, 2006
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Chelbear

1. (n.) She is perfect in every way. When i think about her, i can't keep my eyes closed.
Chelbear is the best thing to ever happen to me.
by they call me tac June 14, 2009
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Chelsea Shirley

Chelsea Shirley's are PERFECT! They are usually very active, and energetic. They fall easy and fast for boys, and they are the ones who keep the "lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed" alive!! Chelsea Shirley's do not need an introduction, their beautiful eyes, and amazing smiles will have you at hello! Chelsea Shirley's are the perfect people.
I want to be a Chelsea Shirley, they are PERFECT!

See that Chelsea Shirley over there? She is PERFECT!
by Boduhh Jenkins May 13, 2011
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Chelsé

A woman of upper intelligence. Knowledgable and cultured. Typically blonde and blue eyed. Kind, caring, well-mannered. Can be territorial. Someone you'd want as your best friend.
She is such a Chelsé
by ThatGuyM May 10, 2015
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