Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha
Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

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Cereal bowl

The pornographic act of ejaculating into a females/males naval (bellybutton)
I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.
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cereal cocaine

The last bowl always has cereal cocaine.
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Casual cereal

A bowl of cereal that has enough milk to have a second small bowl of cereal without adding more milk
I ate some casual cereal while I watched saturday morning cartoons
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Pablo cereal surprise

The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys
Yo I pulled a Pablo cereal surprise on that hoe so hard! I get all the cereal!
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Cereal burgular

A person that breaks in a house to burgularize it, and eats a bowel of cereal before they leave.
The cereal burgular stole my cushions out of my lawn chairs.
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Kiff's Mix Cereal

A show clip once uploaded by the Disney Channel's Youtube with an inherently funny name
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