wank in the can

jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

Can of Diabetes

Reference to a soda can or energy drink that isn't a diet version. It is called this due to the large quantities of sugar in these drinks which are made to break your pancreas.

Person 1: What's that drink you've got?

Person 2: Oh this? This is just a Can of Diabetes.

by Bigcake March 12, 2015

Corona Canned

Corona Canned- (v) to become unemployed because some jackass ate a bat.

Dude, I totally got corona canned from my waiter gig.

by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020

Garbage canning

-Verb.
-To pop out of a random garbage can and back up a person in an argument.
-To interrupt an argument to back up a person
-similar to blackup

-Callum: Yohance has no penis
-isaac randomly appearing: Yohance is the best and he's better than everyone!
-callum: STOP garbage canning!!!!

by callum satank December 13, 2009

it can ride

it’s subpar, pretty okay

that milkshake wasn’t the best but it can ride.

by queen jace July 13, 2020

dog can

The obscenely strong, horrible tasting extra-strong beer brewed by Faxe and sold in one litre cans.

Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.

Brett downed two dog cans last night and mowed down a pooch.

by pancakesforbreakfast July 24, 2010

Can Mir

A Good Dude, very kind, pernounced (Jan-Meer)

this guy is a total can mir

by Thebaseballdude January 12, 2022