Tom Cruise

Doesn't Exist

Tom Cruise Doesn't Exist so you can't use him in a sentence.

by Urban TDog February 7, 2023

cruise the dual

to drive up and down main street, no real aim

“hey mom, lets hop in the golf cart and cruise the dual”

by pfount May 21, 2025

Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.

Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)

by Itsmejessica2025 May 22, 2025

cruise

Slang for sunglasses, inspired by the iconic shades worn by Tom Cruise in his blockbuster films like "Mission Impossible 7: Dead Reckoning" (2023), "American Made" (2017), "Top Gun" (1986), and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022). These sunglasses symbolize style and coolness.

Check out my new cruise; they totally give me that Tom Cruise vibe from 'Top Gun: Maverick'!

by Emotional Cruiser September 28, 2025

Cruise

The last name of the actors in the 2001 movie "Vanilla Sky", as this movie stars both Tom CRUISE and Penélope CRUISE

Whenever someone mentions the movie "Vanilla Sky", I can’t help but laugh at how it stars both Tom and Penélope CRUISE—imagine the family movie night with those legendary last names!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

tom cruise-ophobia

An intense and powerful sense of anxiety or anger when seeing tom cruise

„I hated the movie „Interview with a vampire“ because I am tom cruise-ophobic, because seeing him makes me feel anxiety and anger“
„tom cruise-ophobia is defined by feeling anxiety, discomfort or anger when seeing tom cruise

by tomcruisehater6967 December 16, 2025

Cruise Train

Similar to a Train in the sexual context, a Cruise Train involves a minimum of 9 people plus Tom Cruise himself. Cruise is both the engine and the caboose of the Train.

I need to stop visiting the west end, if I have to ride another Cruise Train I'm going to break my pelvis.

by ErikTheDed December 21, 2025