Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011

Crow

Crow, A term used for someone who has a strange addiction to kids, from 11 years old to 16 years old.

“Hey stop being a fucking Crow man!”
“Fuckin Crow!”

by BossMci March 10, 2021

Crowing

Crowing - to crow
Crowing means picking one’s nose. Here in Nottingham, UK, very few people use it and it’s an old expression that’s falling out of use.

“Oi, stop crowing! You’re crowin’ too deep, you’ll scratch ya brain”

by WhoShotJR? December 30, 2023

Evan Crowe

Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world’
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo

Evan Crowe is so cool.

by Celebsonurban October 30, 2021

snow crow

A term used to describe people from Romania, Republic of Moldova, and The Balkans, due to the fact that, despite being white Europeans (hence the term "snow"), their mentality, level of education and way of life are not quite European, because they think and behave like the people from the 3rd world countries from Middle East, Africa or South Asia. They are usually insanely religious, with absolutely no contact with the real world and no tolerance for people with different beliefs. They also don't seem to care about personal hygiene and a healthy diet. Also their music sucks.

- What is doing that obese, bald and smelly man over there? Why is he spitting sunflower seeds on the ground? and why is he is blasting that annoying music from his high-powered bluetooth speaker at such a high volume? What a mess! And why is he wearing a giant golden cross necklace?

- He is from Romania...

- Oh, another snow crow...

by A visitor to Earth November 1, 2024

crow

to signify overwhelming quantities or ridiculousity.

Victorian1: Crow. That guy's bike is out of control.
Victorian2: Shwae.

by anomalousvikingninja September 1, 2009

Crow

Synonym for uncomfortable, mostly used in relation to people, situations or emotions.

Is it just me or is he following us? That’s crow as hell.

by blevdog February 22, 2022