Coitus

When you get fucked by a large inverted dragon cock with a mutant plant growing through it.

Example 1: I committed coitus last night
Example 2: would like to have coitus baby boo hunny bun?

by InsanityUB March 30, 2017

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vomit comet

Any car where sitting in any seat other than the driver's seat makes you miserably ill, usually within minutes.

I always have to drive when I ride in our vomit comet. Otherwise, I will puke my brains out!

by EjteCrawf May 21, 2009

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Comic Book Guy

See RockNRoll1

1. "Your logic is cheap"

2. "Worst. Logic. Ever"

by Poison Sawada Spunky March 24, 2003

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kamikaze vomit comet

The act of vomitting onto a group of people.

Freddy ran into the crowded room and had a ferocious kamikaze vomit comet all over the place.

by Carl C March 20, 2008

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Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

John from Italy love a girl but she don't seems intresting it, may be she has a vacant look or she is not just accessible to him. So thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso. It happened to me with a italian girl last year.

by Ciolabella April 18, 2008

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