clown kink

The attraction to clowns and clown toys, the red nose, the face paint and the sexual draw to anything to do with clowns.
She/He has a serious case of clown kink!
by Mistress Red Nose November 28, 2015
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clown festival

Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.
This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.
by wch-meister August 18, 2015
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mad clown

adv: 1- to become irate
2- to become psychotic
3- without holding back
i'm going mad clown on that bottle of barton's vodka tonight.
by d-man December 12, 2003
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Waxing the Clown

Wacking the pudd, cock strangling, beating your meat. Tooting your own horn, Jacking off, masturbating.
Don needs a woman in his life so he can stop waxing the clown.
by BiGdAdDy2 December 02, 2008
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Chomo the Clown

A professional chomo who enjoys making special guest appearances at children's birthday parties.
Is he really doing this gig for free? Chomo the clown must really love kids to attend such a wild birthday party free of charge.
by Tom J Moore February 22, 2007
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clown child

When his/her behavior becomes that of common folk. Often used by commoners in common communities that like to clown around with the c alliteration .

eg.

Cool Clown Child
Clown Child Central

Common Clown Child
Clownish Clown Child
Jurgen: Wow, Kevin is being such a clown child

Kurt: yeah i know, if he like that, this place is like clown child central
by TravisMcDee August 07, 2009
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Business Clown

One whos business is to be a clown. This fellow is so zany and/or silly, that it is as if his profession is being a clown, hence the business in business clown
Look at Mike over there, what a business clown!

I-Its not like I like you or anything senpai! B-B-Business clown!
by Hack Jarlow August 28, 2020
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