new clothes kids

two people who are buying new clothes together
“hey i’ve just bought a load of clothes”
oh cool i was just about to as well!!”
“nice! we’re totally new clothes kids right now”
by NOTzoerjane January 28, 2021
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Fapricated Cloth

A piece of cloth or a material that is used to wipe after faps. Basically a cloth material to wipe cum / fap fluid.
Satish used to wipe his cum after masturbation with his favourite fapricated cloth.
by KayG June 13, 2020
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Mothballs Clothing

A girl who thinks she's cool but actually lives in Pasadena...
"This Club Element used to be cool until they started letting in too many Mothballs Clothing!"
by AndreiLeonardo January 04, 2007
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Express Clothing

Cheap Chinese Knock off clothing that was designed i New York but made in China , and they charge they’re customers a fortune for cheap quality
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turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!
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dump-clothes

an insulting expression to use on a person, meaning " i don't your clothes, or the way you dress in my presence."

Even if it is sometimes used to send someone a social cue, that that they indeed di go to local dump to get soemthing to wear, the answer to such an insult should be get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
a Harry Potter walks out of his room and into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.

Aunt Petunia: same to you dear (physically throws him a piece of cheese from the kitchen table)

Harry: either you eat bacon, or youh are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin. (Harry disapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma April 28, 2012
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dump-clothes

a) an insulting expression to describe a person, meaning " haha, you found your clothes at the local garbage dump"

b) (noun): an offensive term for a person who did find their clothes at the local dump

N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the insulting party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma November 10, 2012
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