chimp clap

during the act of love making (it must be face-to-face and upright) one of the participants performs a reach around and the other takes a dump into their hand, he or she then raises their hand above them and the other reciprocates with a high-five, showering themselves in the faeces

Manuel: "this one time at band camp me and this girl did a chimp clap"
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."

by Manuel Eagles December 28, 2011

Clap Dick

Something to say when one bothers you

Hey Patricia, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO CLAP DICK!

by sawoop878 November 6, 2019

2 Hole Clap

A 2 Hole Clap is a very unique and rare occurrence. Only a special breed of woman can ever attain such a skill. It has two requirements (1) a woman must have an extremely elongated pussy lips also known as the labia and (2) severe rectal prolapse, which occurs when the rectum slides out of place and sticks out of ones asshole, turning the rectum inside out.

The 2 Hole Clap occurs when ones elongated pussy lips and rectum flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.

Woke up drunk in bed with this naked girl. She got up and walked to the bathroom and as she walked I heard this awkward seductive clapping sound. Observing closely I noticed two long protrusions flapping outside of her body. At first I thought I had slept with a tranny again but came to realize that in fact I was experiencing the mythical 2 hole clap - an asshole and pussy hole clap.

by Dingus Dongus July 2, 2018

clam clap

lezobo's do it....when two vajinas (preferably shaved) slap against one another making a clapping sound....clam clap.

yo those lezbo bitches were clam clappin in the back room i could hear the smackin!!!!

by HANK703 August 2, 2006

Clap up

What you apparently have to do to little guys with attitudes.

almost had to clap up zane from 1 direction because he is a little guy and has an attitude

by pinge February 27, 2020

Thunder Clap

When you're fucking a girl missionary style and her *Panel is flying back and forth creating a clapping sound.

"When I was with her over the weekend, I heard some loud noise. She was Thunder Clapping the whole time when I was fucking her"

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

clap back

when someone fucks with you, you deal wit their case and buss a cap.

This bitch took ma man so Im a get ma girls and we gonna clap back.

by Celia May 13, 2005