Jeezless Christ

For people who are not of a religious faith, Jeezless Christ is a word to say in place of Jesus Christ when something shocking happens.

Jeezless Christ what happened to you?
Jeezless Christ that spider was ginormous.

by Crazy Julie 51 November 9, 2021

hesus christ

Jesus but sussier. Average he/him pronoun user.

oh my there goes a hesus christ.

by ur m0mmy November 1, 2022

Cheesus Christ

Cheesus Christ, the savior of mice

A: I was praying to Cheesus Christ yesterday
B: Didn't know you were a mouser?

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds January 23, 2023

nigga christ

What you say to your homie, an ultimate show of respect by waving your hand straight out at them shaking rapidly.

Person 1: “How are you doing today my nigga christ?”

Person 2: “Pretty good my nigga christ.”

by R34LNxggaChrxst April 11, 2023

Cheezits Christ

sounds like jesus christ if you say it fast

“Cheezits Christ, the school year is almost over.”

by EliteEspresso May 5, 2023

Jesus Christ on a crutch!

Simply means, "O fuck!" or, "O shit!".

Jesus Christ on a crutch! you shouldn't have done that.

by Telephony2 June 29, 2023

thuggin for christ

When a nigga think he camoflauged from the popo in the name of god but really just burned too much purp.

Yo leroy it saturday night grabs the hood rats and 40s we can ride dirty in my whip and no one will know i be thuggin for christ my nigga

by bloopidybloop June 8, 2016