Bulging Butthole

Somebody who is so generally offensive to both your senses and intelligence they remind you of a bulging butthole. I.E. Even being in the same general area as this person is equivalent to being forced to watch somebody bulge and pucker their sphincter in your face; it is utterly nauseating and intolerable.
God, I couldn't stand sitting next to that Captain Obvious over there now I get stuck next to the bulging butthole that just can't stop spouting nonsense at everybody. To hell with this, I'm outta here before the last of my brain cells die or I'm forced to choke this guy.
by ricardocabezaretardo June 20, 2019
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butthole hero

hes just another butthole hero
by scc712018 June 02, 2018
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butthole sisters

Dude you took it in the butt too by jerry!? We’re butthole sisters!
by Phillip lll April 14, 2019
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Butthole freeze

Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.
I was washing my butthole for so long that I got butthole freeze.
by Liseee82 April 10, 2018
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Butthole Elves

Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.
I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.
by BigGuysWife November 14, 2018
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flying butthole

A circle with a dot in the middle and wings. People draw it all over everything in sitka high school.
Haha you have a flying butthole on your back!
Yeah man I passes out!
by sam channy April 24, 2005
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The Butthole Flytrap

The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!
Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!
by MommyBeater August 05, 2019
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