Somebody who is so generally offensive to both your senses and intelligence they remind you of a bulging butthole. I.E. Even being in the same general area as this person is equivalent to being forced to watch somebody bulge and pucker their sphincter in your face; it is utterly nauseating and intolerable.
God, I couldn't stand sitting next to that Captain Obvious over there now I get stuck next to the bulging butthole that just can't stop spouting nonsense at everybody. To hell with this, I'm outta here before the last of my brain cells die or I'm forced to choke this guy.
by ricardocabezaretardo June 20, 2019
by scc712018 June 02, 2018
by Phillip lll April 14, 2019
Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.
by Liseee82 April 10, 2018
Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.
by BigGuysWife November 14, 2018
A circle with a dot in the middle and wings. People draw it all over everything in sitka high school.
by sam channy April 24, 2005
The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!
Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!
by MommyBeater August 05, 2019