When your in a van with a king sized matress and it goes up the side of the walls putting you in the middle making a burrito
by Magicbatman December 8, 2017
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After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."
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Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?
Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.
Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.
by ASortaFairyTale July 13, 2017
Get the burrito exit mug.The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.
by Feces Astronaut May 13, 2012
Get the fecal burrito mug.A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.
by streetwedge November 20, 2009
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You know, Hernando is cute but the fact he's going out with that ugly ho is proof he's just another burrito rat.
by Operata January 7, 2011
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