burrito shelf

A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.

Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."

by streetwedge November 20, 2009

Burrito nigga

A hispanic person who is chill with black people, so he is called a "burrito nigga."

where dat burrito nigga at blud?

by schoolingdeezkids September 25, 2022

sex burrito

When your in a van with a king sized matress and it goes up the side of the walls putting you in the middle making a burrito

Dude, last night i had a sex burrito in my car

by Magicbatman December 8, 2017

Backwards-burrito

When some hooker is giving you a blowjob-from-behind, and you cum in her mouth and fart in her face at the same time.

Hey Fred, last night I gave my girlfriend a backwards-burrito

by Meistro bojango October 30, 2016

burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.

Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!

by Englishsi July 11, 2015

burrito remorse

Having an enjoyment of a burrito but later experiencing the consequences of a crap or puking etc.

Guy 1:That burrito was so delicious that I think I will have another!

Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.

by kingballer16 October 15, 2010

gang burrito

A very bad Mexican porno

we went to Jessica house and she got a gang burrito

by echo knife February 11, 2017