back-burner chef

n. like a backseat driver, but with cooking.

My girl wanted me to cook for her one night, but she kept telling me what I was doing wrong and changing things around to make it "better." She's such a back-burner chef!

by the_lololagist September 26, 2010

Roof-Burner

The burning sensation on the roof f your throat/mouth one can get fom hitting a cigarette, joint, or anyother smoking apparatus.

Man, that square gave me a total Roof-Burner

by Tyg1nktow November 24, 2010

bone burner

a dog, a canine pet, man's best friend

Does that bone burner bite?

by GMR December 7, 2007

the bladder burner

when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.

"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"

by LiamBest February 23, 2009

turf-burner

an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former

guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."

by Chris Demo June 24, 2008

Pizza Burner

An offensive word used to describe somebody of Italian descent. Pizza Burner is derived from the word Rice Burner, which is a Japanese person or product. Pizza burner is equivalently offensive to Italians like Nigger is to Blacks, and Beaner is to Mexicans.

"Look at all those Pizza Burners in there wife beaters driving around the Jersey Shore in the pimped out 1990's Honda"
P1 "Fuck you Pizza Burning Guinea!"
P2 "Kiss my Pizza Burner ass!"

by Guidoboy January 28, 2009

tip burner

When a girl with acid reflux deepthroats your cock thus causing a burnt tip

"This girl gave me.the best head the other day! She had no gag reflex, but she had acod reflux so it was a tip burner."

by demon shits March 5, 2014