Sex in the AM.
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) May 01, 2003
by Not a hobo May 05, 2004
Basically means "everywhere". Predominantly a New Zealand expression to explain the size of a messy situation.
"We made such a mess last night, there was cream from arsehole to breakfast..." said Bruce getting all highfalutin and rambunctious.
by Jesse the Dolphin Whisperer June 13, 2014
Boy that breakfast sex was amazing. Do I smell bacon?
First we'll have sex, then ill let you cook me breakfast.
First we'll have sex, then ill let you cook me breakfast.
by myke66 April 16, 2011
An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.
I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.
by Chubbs Rambone July 27, 2011
Originating in Pre-colonial Brazil the Portugese Breakfast was first introduced to the west via an aboriginal tribesman who passed on the info to some portugese conquistadores. With a taste for omelates but no skillit to speak of he siglehandedly revolutionized the egg industry. Throwing caution into the wind and 3-4 eggs, plus fixins into an ass cavity he created a quick and delicious meal as well as a great way to demoralize the person being used as the ass skillet.
"Sofia smiled to herself as Alowicious poured western omelate batter into her ass cavity. In a matter of minutes they would be dining on one hell of a portugese breakfast"
by Matuea October 08, 2006
Bob:What are you having for breakfast?
God:A breakfast corndog
Bob:What is that
God:A corndog made with pancake mix and sausage, obviously made by a higher order than me, and I am GOD
God:A breakfast corndog
Bob:What is that
God:A corndog made with pancake mix and sausage, obviously made by a higher order than me, and I am GOD
by GODISHERE July 25, 2014