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Bowering

In a state of absolute undefined bower. To bower oneself.
“Dude I went over to Zander’s house and bowered all over him.”
”What is bowering?”
“In a state of absolute undefined bower. To bower oneself.”

“Damn dude, did you at least take him out to dinner first?”
by Peniff May 19, 2025
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Boseri

You are a boseri.
by moevrick May 28, 2025
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The Bowler

Like the shocker, but instead you use you use your middle finger and ring finger for the "pink" and your thumb for the "stink." Use the same fingers you would if you were holding a bowling ball!
Im going to take her bowling tonight.
Hey man, give her the the bowler instead of the shocker.
by James Garrett Ward December 28, 2007
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Tower Bower

A fictional automobile resemblant of a VW beetle, but six storeys high and equipped with seating on every level. Windshield is bullet proof (for an additional fee of $27) and spans the entire height of the car. Costs much less than a luxury sedan and very comfortably seats 24. Available in one of 17 different shades.
"We took the New England Patriots to their game in the Tower Bower yesterday."
by Jamie from Halifax January 8, 2009
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THE BOWKER

When a girl has sex with some one she's embarrassed to admit she did it with
Lauren always pulls THE BOWKER when people ask if she's had sex with that nerdy looking guy
by BANAL LINER March 7, 2010
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Christian Boser

1. A man who donates mayo to the homeless.

2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.

3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.

4. A man who smells dirty diapers.

Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.
by Woman who milks cows September 24, 2011
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Anonymous Browser

There exists a type of customer that is a Sunday shop workers worst nightmare, they frequent smaller or independent one person shops and exists soley to deny the worker a lunch break by not leaving.

You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.

Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
I've been here for 5 hours now and I had a late finish last night, I'm dying of hunger...why can't that anonymous browser go away so I can go and eat?!
by SerRantsaLot November 18, 2012
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