Alex: Hey Steve, what did you do last night?
Steve: Kirsty and I had bottom sex all night long. How about you?
Steve: Kirsty and I had bottom sex all night long. How about you?
by Steve Jones June 7, 2005
Get the bottom sexmug. The result of a gay male having having his ass plowed until his cock deflates to the size of a cocktail weinie.
I got such a bad case of the bottom weinie that I had to stroke it for 30 minutes just to get it to come out of hiding after taking that 10 inch cock up my fag puss!
by Heauxmeauxsexual December 26, 2009
Get the Bottom Weiniemug. When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.
Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”
Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”
by djsjakakakefjdjs June 26, 2023
Get the Fast bottommug. A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"
Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015
Get the matt bottommug. When you eat nothing all morning and afternoon so your insides will be clean for anal in the evening.
Being extra careful about what you eat throughout the day so you can have an enjoyable anal pounding in the evening.
Being extra careful about what you eat throughout the day so you can have an enjoyable anal pounding in the evening.
by SagesCared January 5, 2023
Get the Bottom Brunchmug. Something you get after visiting India
Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.
Severe diarrhoea.
Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.
Severe diarrhoea.
"Oh shit lasts night curry has given me a pooey bottom."
"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."
"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."
by Happy Squirrel 24 April 20, 2018
Get the pooey bottommug. To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.
I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.
by chickenmcfuc August 15, 2010
Get the bottom of the slidemug.