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Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021
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Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
by Dickbender December 4, 2021
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Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent
On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster
by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021
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Illinois Butt Blaster

When two people spread their butt cheeks and fart into each others rectums
A: “Dude, it smells like shit in here”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butt Blaster with my bro.”
by Chuck J. January 25, 2026
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Illinois Butter Butt Blaster

Similar to a standard Illinois Butt Blaster with the exception that little Italian gas station pizza garlic butter sauce is first poured into the rectums prior to farting.
A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”
by Chuck J. January 25, 2026
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