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Black Knight

In contrast to a White Knight, a Black Knight is any one person who- rather than frantically defending women who are being badgered by men on the internet- is always attacking women who are badgering men.
MarcoMarcoXD: who likes the new mario game
MinerChick96: ur a fucking loser dude lol
MarcoMarcoXD: :(
xXBlackKnightXx: Listen here, fucker. Marco didn't do shit to deserve that kind of talk, stop weaseling your way into other people's business and fuck off. Nobody gives a shit about what you have to say and he certainly doesn't fucking need to hear it either, so crawl back to where you came from and stay there, cunt.
MinerChick96 has logged off.
MarcoMarcoXD: thx blackknight
Admin has kicked user xXBlackKnightXx for reason: "stop your black knight bullshit, kid."
by beans lad August 29, 2014
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The Black Crow

During a threesome with 2 women, the 2 women will be doggystyle next to each other. You will lube up the outside of their thighs. While fingerblasting both of them from the back, you thrust your penis in between both of their thighs. When you're about to cum, you flap your arms like a bird while slapping both of their asses at the same time, exclaiming CA-CAAW CA-CAAW while you nut on their backs.
Amber and Melissa wanted to go out for chicken after they got The Black Crow experience last night.
by Mr.Chute January 31, 2022
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black thumb

In the Wasteland from the Mad Max series a black thumb is someone who is extraordinarily gifted at maintaining and caring for motor vehicles
Tom Hardy: Are you a black thumb?
Nicolaus Hoult: Yes? I can keep her running
by Ghozty May 30, 2022
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black krust

pounding on drums while high on marijuana
That punk gang of musicians is really into black krust.
by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019
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Black Linked

An act of trolling where a link to Rebecca Black's Friday, is put instead of a legitimate link.
This leads to frustration and a horrendous tune stuck in one's head for days.
Facebook Friend: Yo, dude I'm having some trouble with that homework.

Me: Dude, just check out this video, it explains it all (links to Rebecca Black's "Friday")

Facebook Friend: Wtf dude!

Me: You've just been Black linked.
by Trollnen October 25, 2011
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black casserole

a large piece of shit that is completely black and takes over 30 minutes to flush down the toilet.
by OMG give it to meeeee!!! December 5, 2015
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Black Diamond

The most powerful diamond in Steven Universe. Also the one that Pink Diamond likes to fuck doggystyle.
by hugewetvaajayna October 20, 2023
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