black anaconda

adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.

Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."

by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010

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Black to the future

This is a short scene in family guy where the movie "Back to the future" is remade quickly with a black person instead of Marty Mcfly

Family Guy Scene where on the TV it shows a remake of the "back to the future" logo and replaced with the word black showing "Black to the future"

by MattJeanes December 15, 2010

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Black Volume

Term coined in reference to how black people generally indulge dialogue at a higher volume, than Caucasian counterparts.

A: So why was residence security called?
B: Because the black people were at 3am talking on their phones in corridors, music, general black volumes of talking etc . . .

by aiPod January 11, 2009

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Ballsack Black

Black shit that you pick off your balls when they itch. It's often attached to little pubic hairs.

My balls are covered in ballsack black.

by Hoarfchron420 January 20, 2009

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black pigeon

a genuinely kind person who is usually camp. they are nervous at first but will become calmer after knowing you a while. they get ill easily but fight the illness of every time.

he's one black pigeon
he looks very nervous, he must be a very black pigeon
he's always ill he must be a black pigeon

by FreddyPigeon November 2, 2013

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