Bitter Pork

Pork which has the metallic tangy taste of blood, which is bitter like stale tears, devouring such pork whilst watching Maury Povich.

I can feel a bit of bitter pork coming on. Indeed, get the guns.

by Zannahq February 11, 2010

Bitter Women's Theatre

N: A place where one watches crappy rom-coms with the sole purpose of mockery.

V: The act of mocking a terrible rom-com with friends.

Motto: Just because one possessed a vagina, does not mean she is programed to like shitty movies.

We are holding Bitter Women's Theatre tonight. Should we watch 'Glitter' or 'Crossroads'?

by ProphetMeshugana March 5, 2011

Bitter Beard

A gay man who hides his homosexuality by eating enormous amounts of lemons and bitter fruits

That guy is totally a bitter beard.

by Mel Doodies August 24, 2011

butters

Someone who is but ugly or extremely unattractive.

Person1: I'd never date her she's well butters mate!

Or....

Person2: Have you seen the new guy? He's soo butters what a beast!

by holly4 September 8, 2011

Butters Cow

An Ugly Person.

Allow it fam, your friend's a butters cow.

by Skydive June 16, 2012

bitter melon

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.

Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.

by bubsters March 9, 2018

Bitter End Blowjob

A repeated cycle of oral sex and semen swallowing protracted untill the receiver faints, loses consciousnes or dies.
Testicular pain due to excessive repeated ejaculation and the lack of semen have to be ignored

(the use of local anesthetic to bypass / reduce the pain is permitted)
(the use of virility enhancer products like erection booster or semen volume pills is permitted)
Variation "Bitter End Deepthroat" "Bitter End Throatpie) the oral sex and the ejaculation occur in the thorat of the performer/s

Last Saturday night I ended up in the hospital as aJhon Doe, I had no phone and no wallet, a girl gave me a Bitter End Blowjob in the toilets and I think she robbed me while aI was Unconscious, I still have "Black hole Balls after three days.

by Ophiucus88 May 4, 2021