Jona-beta is the face of darkness, resigned to his fate after losing the Caste wars and being banished to the shadow realm (with his fraternal twin Okonkwo). Some of his powers include but are not limited to shadow traveling, blending into dark spaces, emitting a strong magnetic field from his body that attracts bullets from all law enforcement owned weaponry, being first on the affirmative action list.
At Wash U. ZBT, they never run out of beer. The best beirut players in the school are brothers of this fine fraternity. Synonymous with "those sketchy badasses who live offcampus," they will one day bring the IFC to its knees.
Hey, have you seen those ZBT's? We want to go to their house and have an awesome time.
If I weren't such a gaping vagina, maybe I would have gotten a bid from ZBT.
The best sorority out there! Well known throughout the US, Canada, and especially in Texas! The women are down to earth, beautiful, classy, and intelligent. Every Gamma Phi Beta girl has high standards, good morals, and true values. Gamma Phi Betas are known for their long lasting sisterhood. Gamma Phi Beta's Connect. Impact. and Shine. in every aspect of Greek life.
The most bad ass bunch of mother fuckers you will ever meet. The number one Greek organization on their campus and quite possibly the entire world. No one is even close to being Sigma Alpha Mu.
Man I wish I was cool enough to be Sigma Alpha Mu (Beta Omega)!