fender bender

when his dick doesn't quite fit in your ass.

"Me and bruno tried to hook up, but it was a fender bender."

by ninirosa May 4, 2018

Bender

A gay male whomstdve bends over for another male to penetrate

Bender means Josh Maizes

by Kyle The Gingy May 5, 2018

goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of

"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"

by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017

half a bender

Half a bender, a slang / derogatory term for a metrosexual man.

Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"

Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"

by jamz b December 3, 2011

Bender smacks

A category of slapping or smacking. Involves slapping or smacking someone so hard, that their voice changes

His voice is like that, cause he got hit with bender smacks

by matchbox202006 June 27, 2011

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by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021

fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023