Ben

An atrocious bastard who's only joy in life is licking cock. He is a gay bastard who enjoys sitting at his computer, enjoying cyber-sex with men. He is an untrustworthy person and should not be trusted. He has no life and will remain single for the rest of his poor life. The only real friend he has is his left hand.

Person 1: Hi. How are you?
Person 2: Not so good.

Person 1: Well at least you aren't a Ben.

by Your Mother II January 1, 2012

Ben

Ben is an absolute lad. Fucking obsessed with the Zelda games, and I'm pretty sure he loves Link more than he loves his slutty girlfriend. He's really fuckin tall, but is obsessed with his height like you wouldn't believe. I'm pretty sure he uses bath salts in the shower and still eats Tyson Fun Nuggets

"Hey Ben, How are you?"
"Link is hot"
"We're done here"

by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018

Ben

Top shagger. Doesn’t care if u have a bf. Such a good pal and trustworthy person

Omg Ben? You like him? No wonder

by Yoyokffhsbsbhdhdbf October 25, 2018

Ben

An incredibly clapped individual.

Fuck me Ben is hella clapped

by Deme Mealer August 10, 2018

Ben

A Ben is a person that plays fortnite.
Bens are also virgins

Ben: guys let's play fortnite

by matherhoter February 2, 2019

Ben

One of the weirdest kids you’ll ever meet in your entire life. He honks A LOT. Like a lot. But other than that he can be kinda cool except for when he leaves you on read and is supposed to be your bff. But Ben is ok.

Your friends with Ben?
No I’m not because he’s weird.

by Bensweird May 20, 2018

Ben

A, often disabled, guy that often people don’t like. He likes to touch up kids and feel them. He likes to have a good old wank over photos of little kids.

Child: ‘is that Ben over there’
Mother: ‘stay away from that pedo’

by LucaTheKiddyFiddler November 5, 2019