Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

by SCOTLY March 23, 2019

Bare Booty Dashing

When there's no toilet paper in the bathroom so you have to run to the other to get more

Bare Booty Dashing: Man I had to do a Bare Booty Dash in my girls house and her mom saw me! that shit was so embarrassing

by Yasmeenesque June 13, 2024

bare your teeth

show me that you've still got it to deal with whatever is holding you back or confronting you

eddie: I've got into a problem with some people
friend of eddie: you've got to bare your teeth to them or else they're gonna mock you and disrespect you
eddie: you're right, i'll bare my teeth to them

by DigitsMock January 28, 2025

han er bare en adem

hvis du er en adem er du typen der sutter din vens pik og spørg ham efter hvad han laver du er så dum du har finger på fødrene og tær på hænderne en kylling uden hovede er klogerer end dig din adem

person.1, hvorfor ligger ham der nøgen i en busk, han er bare en adem

by gokamokellerjegsutterdincock February 7, 2023

Wear it bare

When an uncircumcised male keeps his foreskin retracted to appear circumcised.

Alex decided to wear it bare today, so his mates in the locker room wouldn't think he was an anteater.

by Frog E. February 27, 2011

Bare Incest

Being in an incestuous relationship and being very obvious about it.

This guy was talking about how well he can pound his sister, that's bare incest.

by H4XOR13 October 21, 2022

barely any

how much damage a train would suffer from hitting you.

stay off the dang tracks, the train will suffer barely any damage if it hits you. you, however, will be FUBR

by yardardar April 1, 2021