John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his beans.

I just got fired from NASA, or I should say I got John Banksed

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

Snow Banking

In New England back in the day... Snow Banking was the art of a bunch of buddies in a junk car riding around the roads during or right after a huge snow storm and bouncing off snow bank after snow bank...not really caring about anything because you can't hit anything!

Ok, guys, it's time to stop at the packy and pick up a case of Schlitz and go Snow Banking!

by Murph the snow bird January 11, 2015

bank bitchs

A bank bitch is the bitch on the bank watching you whip their friends ass!!!!!

#Dam you see those bank bitchs. 'squirrly' watching chubs getting his ass whipped.

by Whippingpost May 8, 2018

the bank is closed

no kissing or making out

Sorry, Mac, the bank is closed.

by huskylover101 February 1, 2018

Bank a Fart

When you hold in a fart, just to save the fart for a later time at a greater strength.

“I was at work the other day In a meeting, so I decided to bank a fart for later.”

by Biscuit12 December 8, 2019

major bank

Scoring large amounts of money from outlandish sources. I.E. Rent A Grandma, nude skateboarding, A Cheese Stick stand, or selling parts of your anatomy on ebodybay.

Steven: Oh my gosh I made some major bank selling my forearm on ebodybay!

Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!

by Queenidiotcy May 14, 2009

savin' bank

1. is when you go with out sex or masturbation for a whole week or 2 weeks in preparation for an optimal size load; usually this is done in hopes of impregnation or just a ridiculously messy facial.

Man, I've been savin' bank for like a week now, i'm ready to fill this bitch up to the T.

by Mr. Bidnasty February 2, 2010