major bank

Scoring large amounts of money from outlandish sources. I.E. Rent A Grandma, nude skateboarding, A Cheese Stick stand, or selling parts of your anatomy on ebodybay.

Steven: Oh my gosh I made some major bank selling my forearm on ebodybay!

Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!

by Queenidiotcy May 14, 2009

saving bank

when you go with out sex or masturbation for a whole week or 2 weeks in preparation for an optimal size load; usually this is done in hopes of impregnation or just a ridiculously messy facial.

I've been saving bank for this weekends bukkake scene.

by Mr. Bidnasty February 4, 2010

suffer bank

A metaphorical bank where you place your deposits of suffering to make withdrawals later. for instance, a cycling effort where the training is suffering and it goes to your sufferbank so you can make with a withdrawal on race day to make your competition pay.

This 2000 kilometer climb is going to the suffer bank!

by sufferbank November 15, 2016

the bank is closed

no kissing or making out

Sorry, Mac, the bank is closed.

by huskylover101 February 1, 2018

Bank a Fart

When you hold in a fart, just to save the fart for a later time at a greater strength.

“I was at work the other day In a meeting, so I decided to bank a fart for later.”

by Biscuit12 December 8, 2019

bank of england

Bank of England. Nothing screams BOE to me more than loud, screechy floral notes. I can see those hand-pumped atomizers atop the crystal flacons lying atop the vanity in her boudoir, eager to douse the Bank of England herself in aggressive chemical agent. BOE is impervious, but everyone in the oversized kill zone gets asphyxiated. Stinky fragrances.

That women smell like the Bank of england

by Ellewist March 18, 2018

Working For The Bank

Used to express one's feeling of Disillusion and disappointment at society, when the efforts your daily job and career are nothing but an ultimately pointless activity, that never benefits you as an individual, and only benefits the people higher up society's food chain, like bankers and corporations. A general feeling of bein sick and tired of the daily grind of jobs, working, and civilisation.

Wife: "How was it today in the office?"

husband:"Oh, I've just a long day working for the bank".

Wife: "That bad, huh? Don't worry. We have all times like that".

e.g. 2-

Recently guaduated student: "As the world stands now before me, I'm not sure if I really do want spend my life working for the bank".

by The Squarepusher May 4, 2011