Crunchy Bagel

A crusty dried out vagina.

Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"

by Butt_Sex_69 December 15, 2010

Finagle that bagel

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

by ZJangarang December 24, 2018

stale bagel

Stale Bagel, A term given to a teenager who acts indifferent to their parents after getting into a relationship

"Hey wanna come watch a movie with me sport?"
"Whatever dad you know I have a date with Stacy."
"Oh lose the attitude and don't be a stale bagel."

by PolyesterCarbonite April 5, 2016

onion bagel

When you spread your ass cheeks and stuff cottage cheese up thier then your girlfriend has to hold an empty glass 20 feet away with her mouth and you have to try to piss in it.

You know that girl I just met, she let me onion bagel her on the first night.

by Pat, Steve, Keith May 16, 2006

scooped bagel

When an old white person takes all the bread of a bagel, and fills it with cream cheese.

I've got a hankering for a scooped bagel

by Mochithecat July 12, 2017

Bagel Bitch

A lesser known erotic way to please men. it's done by putting cream cheese in a bagel and then it being shoved into the pussy. then the guy eats the bagel while its still in the pussy.

Wife: Honey, lets do some thing new tonight.

Husband: Alright, lets do the Bagel Bitch tonight cause im hungry.

by Dave Yahoo! March 13, 2011

Pizza bagel

A jewish guy or gal who either loves Italian food or only dates people who are Italian

"dude" you are such a pizza bagel

by Big Libb January 18, 2008