the double blackout

The double blackout is when you go day drinking, and blackout for the first time before noon. You won’t know what happened but when you wake up there could be a stranger in your bed and you could be naked. That’s when you start to piece your day together and wonder what happened with the stranger. However, it’s only 4pm and your friends want to meet up. That’s when you rally. The probably ends with shots of tequila and throwing up in an alley outside some kind of shit smelling Indian restaurant. But you don’t know bc you just did the double blackout. The next morning is a rough one.

Hey Carey! I don’t remember shit. I feel like a dirty whore bc I woke up after my first blackout and couldn’t remember if I fucked this guy named Steve. He seemed cool though so we rallied. We were up until 6 am when I blacked out again, but the last thing I remember is sucking his dick in the last bar we were in. It was another of the double blackout for me...

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 15, 2018

2 day blackout

A) What was once called "the weekend"
B) what the media did to Hunter Biden's laptop from hell

What did you do for your 2 day blackout, definition a)?

by Sexydimma July 24, 2021

Hop on blackout

Blackout, originally introduced as Criminality Killer, is similar to the "hop on crim" term. The term can be defined as 18 black men holding there cheeks open and absorbing all the light around you causing a blackout. then the big black men turn around and viciously penetrate each other while you are watching in the middle.

Hey saint! want to hop on blackout? Yes TP! I would love to be that man in the middle!

by realestrealestreal January 15, 2024

hop on blackout

a lengthy and tortorous sexual ritual where two individuals (usually of the homosexual kind) fuck each other until they develop frictions burns and lesions on their penis and pass out from the pain

Person A: yo dude hop on blackout
Person B: but im still sore from last time -~-

by sharky_p2prank March 24, 2024

hop on blackout

you want to kill and scalp guinea pigs while sounding yourself to redcards and then after doing this jerking off to green cards then raping commanders while you have a blade dancer sucking you off then after doing all of this you get mad rage quit and hop on crim

im cumming hop on blackout

by pugledugle August 30, 2025

Save a blackout For Vegas

This is when your friend does not want to black out with you, so you come up with a lame excuse because you secretly hate your friends.

Friend 1: Hey wanna blackout tonight?

Friend 2: ummm No I just want to save a blackout for vegas

Friend 1: so you're ... Gay?

by CleanUpOnKyle4 September 29, 2025

outta-whack-back quack

official name for a chiropractor / informal: may be shortened to ‘back quack’

You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 24, 2012