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Birthday Her Son

To inseminate a girl, resulting in the birth of a child, preferably a boy.
You know that fine chick last night? I'm gonna birthday her son.
by Paul Dinh May 3, 2007
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birthday tally

When a friend asks you to make-out with someone for their birthday.
The person is usually very cute (which makes it a challenge) or not that attractive but nice so they deserve some action.
Claire: "Molly, will you birthday tally Kevin K. for my birthday?"
Molly: "Of course, it might be a bit hard tho cuz he's such a babe and not a manwhore."
by Risque Munsell 7 girls November 25, 2007
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birthday suit

A legal proceeding that you file against a stripper, seeking monetary compensation for the disappointment you suffered when he/she didn't "bare it all" for your once-a-year special occasion.
Exotic dancers should always take out indemnity-insurance against birthday suits.
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
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birthday crash

this is a brithday party that is great in everyway except for the part when the mom comes home and ragingly drunk and stoned kids scramble for their lives.
claras birthday was so rad until her mom came, then the party was birthday crashed.
by long eyelashes September 14, 2003
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birthday cap

when someone purchases cotton pajama pants and sleeps in them multiple times (commando styleand not wash them), then procedes to take them, sneeks behind someone and and put their head in the pajama pants

Pajama pants may be substituted with another pantaloon made of a breathing fabric that retains odor, preferably cotton
I snuck up behind my brother and gave him a birthday cap.
by Rico R. April 26, 2005
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Birthday Salad

Fecal Matter (n.) which takes different forms, i.e. a sandwhich, fruit, chips, cake.
It's your birthday and you are very hungry. You must eat a birthday salad.
by Quoreen Kwyn May 2, 2011
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birthday hype

an indivisual who wants somthing on the whole week of there birthday and will use thier birthday to try and get it.
"Dude can i have that it was my birthday yesterday!"

"no! your such a birthday hype"
by philosopher 27 October 23, 2009
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