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Unhappy birthday

For some reason, this has not been defined on urban dictionary until now.

Anyways, if you are looking for the definition. It's self explanatory (The opposite of happy birthday, used as an insult when it is someone's birthday).
Jacob : Today is my birthday! Will you come to my party?
Micah : Absolutely not, and unhappy birthday!
by joecycs November 13, 2021
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karina's birthday

say happy birthday to karina and you will get a free cookie! :)
July 17 - karina's birthday
by kokoooo_nana July 16, 2021
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Birthday Hole

The female bumhole, anus, rectum, chocolate starfish, brown lips.
A very polite way to say you had Anal Sex
I met a girl last night, she let me slip it in the Birthday Hole.... that was a surprise.

When your wife surprises you with the great news that tonight is that one night a year you can stick it in her bumhole.
by BuckT March 2, 2022
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14th birthday

Early teen, building their tiktok platform by day and sleeping (or snapping guys/girls) by night. When they throw their birthday party and receive the cake, now, 14 year olds may choose to smash their face in the cake or share it with fellow partiers.
"happy 14th birthday"
"SMASH THE CAKE NOW!"
by UrbanDictionaryACC May 14, 2021
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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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Birthday cunt

Cunt to which you serve on your birthday.
"did you hear Caleb is serving birthday cunt today?"
"Thats a really fucking stupid phrase"
by Satansblodsoffer June 21, 2023
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heavenly birthday

someone's birthday after they have passed away
"happy heavenly birthday to my brother, Kendall. today, he would have been 36"
by BatmanZoe March 5, 2023
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