Carbon Bacon

Bacon that has been cooked/ charred beyond recognition and resembles tire retreads

Carbon Bacon has been cooked by a person who has been up all night. I. E. Nurse RT.

by Nurs RT October 6, 2017

room bacon

The plate of bacon you order upon arrival to an all inclusive resort. Just in case the all inclusive resort fucks up the rest of the food for your stay.

“More room bacon to room 702 please! Also swing by the sunglasses guy and see what he’s got!”

by DJ Humidifier November 29, 2019

Baby BaconBoi

BaconBoi but a baby, character from my upcoming show called: BabyBaconBoi Adventures.

-"I had this thing called oatmeal, it felt like Brody invented it, Brody said it already existed, it made me feel a little hyper, I kinda liked it". -BBBA episode 1, BaconBoi's birthday. (Duckie takes the cake.)

hey there Baby BaconBoi!

by BaconBoiurban May 23, 2021

Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

panty bacon

n.) a.k.a. Camel Toe

The whole friggin' world can see Karen's panty bacon whenever she sports the spandex.

by mhibma November 22, 2005

Baconesque

Not the pursuit of perfection, but the achievement of perfection.

Man that guy is so impressive. He is baconesque.

by timtitties December 15, 2009

Bacon Stamp

Taking a limp peice of bacon and slapping it across an individuals face.

Also used as a verb pertaining to having intercourse with someone.

Dudeeee! YOU JUST GOT BACON STAMPED!

Id bacon stamp that.

by Allison.grace.2 February 22, 2011