Ham Crack

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018
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Ham Master

The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.
Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!
by pooter diddler May 08, 2015
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Smuggling hams

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.
Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.
by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021
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Ham Biscuit

When a person is sitting down and one ball decides to sit to one side of the seam in the crotch area showing and buldging through causing an outline.
“Wow, look at the size of elmers ham biscuit everytime he sits down”
by Metikulous93 August 18, 2018
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ham night

It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.
Things really turned for the worst when someone brought up politics at our Ham Night.
by DarkDiggler June 03, 2020
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Glass Ham

Pressing your ass cheeks against a steamy, glass shower door.
I was lied in the bathroom to piss and my uncle was showering and gave me the glass ham.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
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Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.
Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught
by Dadandsonjokz June 07, 2016
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