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Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 23, 2024
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Alcohol

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Alcoholic

A Irish Youtuber under the name Toon/Twoon/Throo. He's says he's not one but always has a beer in his hand.
*Toon takes sip of beer* IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
by Lizzard0 April 14, 2019
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alcoholically

Of, or relating to alcohol.
Alcoholically speaking, wine is usually stronger than beer.

John won't be able to keep up Bill alcoholically.
by pbchase May 24, 2022
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Alcoholic edging

When you drink until you are about to black, but do not black. If you consumed another drink when you are alcoholic edging, you would be belligerent. You stop drinking at a point where you are still okay while being as drunk as possible. This may be a kink or addicting for some. Comparable concept to edging.
I drink until I’m a 9.5 out of 10 because I derive joy from alcoholic edging. I let myself get to the point before the point of no return every time; it’s addicting.
by Im_on_crack March 30, 2020
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Alcoholic

Someone named Hannah who can’t go without a drink even at a funeral it’s giving Frank Gallagher
drinking in church is just like the vibe

No that’s an alcoholic Hannah
by Frank Gallagher 2.0 July 26, 2025
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Alcohol

The lube I use to slide through the hairy, frigid crevices of the big gapping asshole called life.
At least wine and dine me up with some drug store alcohol before you come home and fuck me, trynna tell me my cat just died.
by PopeReagan April 16, 2017
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