active gas

Flatulence that us accompanied by a small amount of solids.

A bout of active gas has forced me to change my underwear .

by 2TellTheTruth June 19, 2016

Actively provoke me into murdering kids

And that's what ole' Sam Sedar is trying distract you from.

Hym "The fact that while he is telling you not to do anything to stop the children from getting murdered.... He is also instructing people to actively provoke me into murdering kids. So it's a 2 pronged attack. Intended both to provoke and immiserate me into child murder because taking my freedom is more important to him than your kids not getting murdered. And he as already MADE IT HAPPEN. They are calling for people to use the weaponized schizophrenia. The people they are doing it to a murdering you kids for it. And then Sam Sedar goes on his show, lies to you about how the only solution if banning guns (even though there was a mass stabbing that killed 10 people and several shootings that killed less than 10) and then YOU vote for the people and policies he tells you to vote for and regardless of whether or not you kids die Sam Sedar get more political power for himself. And that's all this is about. Keeping himself on the internet. Which is not what's going to happen if I have anything to say about it. He want you to lie for him now, so that if the kid dies you have an easier time lying about his culpability. You think he is going to come forward and say 'yeah I didn't like what he said on urban dictionary so I provoked, stalked, and harassed him for several years to get him to murder a kid?' No. He won't do that. But YOU will have to live with the decision he made and you have have to live with the only choice I was given and I won't."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2025

regressive activism

Well intended progressive Individuals or groups that believe progress is a never-ending liner upward trend. They use their strong beliefs in an ideal future work to move society towards a defined goal, only to over shoot it and begin to regress through more extreme views until hardly distinguishable from those who they initially blamed. This results in fracturing of the fundamental ideas that started the movement, as to alienate people formally for the cause and to push away others due to the increase of rhetoric.

I used to believe in this cause, but due to regressive activism, I no longer align with their views.

by Corrupt Giant September 28, 2023

lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024

active recovery

Slowing down your stroke in order to delay ejaculation whilst having sexual intercourse or masturbating.

Bro, I was banging Lana Rhoades, and i immediately had to go into active recovery.

by zebearjood June 11, 2018

Girls activities

When a group of women (whores) go out and plan on getting dick and fucking every single guy they see to make themselves feel good.

Don’t worry baby it’s just girls activities, I promise nothing is going to happen, don’t worry.

by pooptoes June 4, 2021

Spousually Active

The period of time where a person is actively monogamous with their spouse.

Friend: Hey man are you going to hook up with Becky later.
Husband: I can't. I'm spousually active right now.

by Sharktopuss August 10, 2020