Australian Badger Hound

This is the name of a fictional dog breed, used to describe any dog that is too pretty to be called a mutt.

Sam- your dog is so pretty! What kind is she?
Rhea- she's an Australian Badger Hound.

by Sun rhea October 18, 2013

Australian Mudflap

The act of motor boating a woman's ass, sticking as much of your face into the anal cavity as possible. Upon performing this act, she begins to involuntarily defecate (shits) in your face. Unphased, you continue with your fowl deed, flinging feces in all directions.

After giving Jenna an Australian Mudflap, my face was covered in poo and there was a fair amount of shit everywhere.

by macdaddyphatsack February 5, 2015

australian french kiss

A french kiss but down under

Austin gave me an Australian french kiss last night when we were getting it on.

by bananapanda May 14, 2015

Australian shadow

When your "down under" regions start to regrow hair after being recently shaved. Basically, a 5 o'clock shadow on your crotch.

"Man my balls are so itchy, I've got an Australian shadow".

by Gooch Hawk March 10, 2016

australian anal

When your girl is riding you from on top and she bounces a bit too high so you line your throbber up with her brown eye causing her momentum to force her onto your flesh flute.

My missus wasnt keen on analsex, so i gave her the old Australian anal

by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016

Australian Wrapping Paper

Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.

Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.

by jillstobbs_ October 17, 2016

AUSTRALIA

BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND I CAN SAY THAT COZ I LIVE DOWN HERE
I DONK CARE WHAT YOU SAY

AUSTRALIA MATE THE BEST COUNTRY

by AUSTRALIAMATE November 20, 2016