Coaxing it Along

A colloquial euphemism for masturbating. Invented by Grant Prusi's father.

Grant's Dad: I know what you boys are doing in there, quit coaxing it along!
Children: We're not masturbating, we're just putting suppositories up our butts!

by Grant Prusi November 23, 2010

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alonzo

a fat, curly haired young man who never gets off the computer. He needs more exercise.

"Alonzo, you need more exercise."

by skinnyman123 June 6, 2009

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aloner

An aloner is a boner you get from a lot less stimulation than you normally would. The aloner is caused by a decline in sexual activity or seeing live nude women.

Patty broke up with me and now I get aloners looking at Seventeen magazine.

by pappy July 17, 2004

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Alonzo

A psychopath that belongs in a mental asylum

Joker from Batman is a physcopath
Wow Alonzo is a psychopath!

by yomomma214 March 9, 2019

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Alonza

Sporty,crazy,sexy.Amazing friend and loves football.1 in a million.

MOMO AND KSI'S DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!

AlOnzA Is An AmAzINg FrIeNd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by paula_likes_chocolate October 30, 2019

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Alonzo

A big guy with an anger problem and would do anything to turn your friends against you. he would be nice to you some days but would eventually find a way to fight with you.

damn, you are always acting like an Alonzo dude

by qimpky May 15, 2020

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