Stoned Thought

A thought that has been inscribed on a stone using another stone.

Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.

Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.

by babla13579 March 6, 2021

shower stoned

when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so

After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.

by cashmoney777 April 23, 2011

Stoned Speed

The speed in which a person responds or reacts when they are stoned.

When you're trying to think of an example for stoned speed, then you get stoned speed.

by ScoobyDoo @ Shaggy2 January 17, 2017

The Negro Stone

The Negro Stone is the seventh and most rare infinity stone of the Marvel Universe. This stone is black in color and when used, the user can say the n word. Thanos may have the power to wipe out half the universe in one snap of his fingers, but he can't say the n word, and at the end of the day, do you really have power if you can't say the n word. The Negro Stone is guarded by the first black president, Bill Clinton.

Thanos: "Until i have the negro stone, i'm not the most powerful being in the universe"

by Negronian June 5, 2018

Matt Stone

some hot guy who is the co-creator of South park and baseketball guy and has a sweet ass

guy: Matt Stone is so hot
guy 2: ikr

by XonionX June 8, 2023

Stone Stem

A Stone Stem: a lesbian who gets her pleasure from pleasing her partner. She doesn't need to be touched sexually, but on occasion will allow it of her partner.

Stone Stem: A soft butch that leans towards her femme side for a night of pleasure with her partner.

by SirLadyWolf October 19, 2014

Skipping Stones

When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.

“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”

“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”

by Steve Blends February 17, 2022