To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
Get the Tech Slappedmug. 1) if you violate you will get violated
2) if you clart a neck your neck will get clarted
3) trims neck slaps can only last 1 week after the trim.
2) if you clart a neck your neck will get clarted
3) trims neck slaps can only last 1 week after the trim.
by Neck Slap master September 29, 2020
Get the Neck Slapmug. by mr. heybails November 22, 2009
Get the Nong Slapmug. A game in which two individuals each take a shot of vodka but DO NOT SWALLOW. They alternate slapping each other in the face until one person, the loser, either spits out the vodka or swallows it.
John and Adam were playing vodka slap. John missed on the first swing and really just sort of punched Adam. But that made John laugh and he spit out his vodka, thereby losing vodka slap.
by r4ketemensch January 16, 2011
Get the Vodka Slapmug. A husband reaches for a bowl of chips at a BBQ but his wife slaps his hand away.
The Chippy Slap has left the husband feeling caged and unfulfilled.
The Chippy Slap has left the husband feeling caged and unfulfilled.
by dockthirty August 21, 2013
Get the Chippy Slapmug. Where A Man And A Women Have Intercourse And After The Man Takes The Women’s Hand And Starts High-Fiving And Dabbing Her Up Like A G.
by Muñañyo April 14, 2021
Get the Slap And Dabmug. The slap Samuel L Jackson gives his daughter in the movie Lakeview terrace. It also looks Very very painful
by TdwpFan4life June 1, 2009
Get the SLJ Slapmug.