pick me girl

a girl who will say she has no rights or she belongs in the kitchen or “sorry i’m just a dishwasher” so boys will find her funny and will tell other girls she is not funny because she is a woman

girl one: *makes a funny joke*
pick me girl: “shut up women arnt funny were dishwashers”

by michael34 August 04, 2020

pick up the soap

A term used in prison that is a form of prison rape in which a homosexual (usually black) man in prison at the showers telling a heterosexual male (usually a new inmate) to pick up a bar of soap that he "dropped" by accident. The gay man will say "pick up the soap" in a fierce way, in which the straight man will pick it up with his ass bending to the other man's penis. This indicates that the straight man will be anally raped.

Prisoner 1: Yo nigga, I heard the new inmate just met Big Smoke.

Pisoner 2: Yeah i heard, he suffed from "pick up the soap"!

by therealdealmyg January 22, 2012

Picking coconuts in Barbados

Contributing nothing to a conversation due to spacing out/daydreaming or lack of comprehension

“So what do you think about the Russian invasion of Ukraine and UN’s actions or lack thereof?”

“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”

by T-Jon March 04, 2022

“Pick-Me” Girl

Pick-Me-Girl. Basically the female version of a simp. Girls who don’t get offended by blatantly sexist things because they crave male attention and validation. Same girls who say they only hang out with guys because they are “less drama”. They’re okay with putting down women for their personal gain and do everything they can to cater to males. I shorten it to PMG personally.

Oh my gosh, she replied to my tweet about how men suck that, “not all men”, what a “pick-me” girl (pmg).

by kathycopp April 15, 2020

pick of the litter

You are in the military club with short hair and a bunch of obese women come in and pick the best looking military guy to dance with and he does.

She got the pick of the litter.

by Kuehlstein April 25, 2018

Pick up the Spare

When you ejaculate into someone's mouth and hit the uvula

Wes' uvula is so huge, when I shoot my load down his throat, I always pick up the spare.

by Bri-and... December 30, 2015

pick of destiny

A pick wich makes u god at the guitar made out of the fucking devils penis not his horn they got it all wrong.

John: dam ur holding the devils penis dude!
Mike: no im not,(is john high again)
hobo: its the pick of destiny dumasses!

by germans77 October 21, 2007