Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy is typically known as a lazy HVAC salesman with limited acrobatic abilities.
by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023
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"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."
Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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Murphy Table

A table that is installed on a wall and folds out like a Murphy bed.
You see? My new murphy table allows me to have a lot more room here!
by PabloREVVED May 6, 2018
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jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.
by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016
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Murphy

Murphy is a fun loving friend. she is a jokester at times but is gery focused when she needs to be. She is very responsible and is very helping. She is smart, but doesnt think she is. She will make fun of you, but in the end its all a joks. She is always up with the latest trends. She always knows how to make someone feel better and get them to laugh. She can always hang out when you are free. Murphy is a great best friend.
Liliana: omg that murphy girl seems so nice!
Ella: ya, she is super nice and very funny
by Poopybuttfacehole4375 November 24, 2018
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A Murphy

Winning the cumulative prize in a work office pool while claiming to only be a porn fluffer during college for the money. Is best known from the Buns of Steel videos. Sings impromptu lyrics to Beast of Burden chorus by The Rolling Stones like a champion.
Did you hear about the guy at work that won? He pulled A Murphy.
by Fat Brown Pandas October 29, 2018
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