That horrible feeling before leaving for work or at work when one exists in a state of needing to shit and not wanting to shit, whose outcome is determined by the observer of the phenomenon.
by WageslaveZ January 20, 2018
When you are the low person on the totem pole and have to dump the jizz out of the fuck-pumpkin at the end of the corn maze.
by WmClarke November 04, 2018
That unique condition of having massive diarrhea the morning after anal doggy where it is difficult to decipher cum from shit.
This blows, I feel like Taco Bell but I can’t handle it with these doggy dumps I’ve been battling all morning.
by Spitballer February 15, 2020
When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking
by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020
She was so thick, that I dumped a nut in my trousers.
I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.
When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.
I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.
When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.
by BungusChungus May 03, 2018
The act of shitting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) In an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.
by Ale07 March 03, 2012
The act of dumping Amazon parcels on a customer’s door step, knocking and running away before they answer.
(When delivering with my girlfriend - me acting as driver, her as parcel organiser and deliverer) “You know the drill! DUMP AND RUNNN!!”
by Flextramile December 16, 2021