Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.

Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Kdj28 February 15, 2022

hygenic towel

Placing a towel in a vagina and then having sex with that partner. After sex, you take a shower and then use the towel to dry off.

Me and you grandma got to use the hygenic towel today after work.

by Billy wang August 20, 2016

Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels

Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.

by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022

Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023

towel movement

A towel movement is an especially messy and/or large bowel movement that requires a towel or towels to wipe and clean up.

Wow Tim, that was a serious towel movement you just had in the bathroom, now I have to do laundry today.

by herbsta420 October 18, 2018

alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022

Sandy Towel

To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.

We where having sex on the beach but it hurt to much because of my sandy towel

by i fuckar tu madre August 11, 2011