jack stoner

Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.

I wish I could be like Jack Stoner!

by Knuck Knuck May 21, 2017

Stoner's dozen

14

I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.

by Andrea Pirlo February 28, 2015

Obnoxious stoner

How to tell if someone is an obnoxious stoner
1. hurting people to bring their high down
2. Rude/obnoxious behaviour
3. overacting to everything
4. he must let the world know how high he is
5. forcefull and prone to breaking stuff
6. always wants to share his freinds weed with his freinds
7. loud

You do not want to be this person......

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noone wants to smoke with you

person 1 ; are you okay

\person 2 ; no im not even high anymore he's being an obnoxious stoner

by Truth- hurts November 20, 2016

professor stoner

When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.

Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!

by CleanBandit April 30, 2015

Stoner Shit

The discarded "log shaped" tobacco from a cigar used for smoking weed.

Someone left a stoner shit on the sidewalk.

by Frick March 20, 2005

Stoner legs

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.

John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."

by MR321 March 24, 2012

Stoner Sauce

A tasty topping made by combining mayonnaise, ketchup, and barbecue sauce. Tastes good on everything!

"what is that sauce your dipping those fries in? "

"It's Stoner sauce of course!"

by KRC123 July 28, 2009