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pre-shower

the shower that one takes in preparation for another shower. preformed when the party in question is so dirty that one shower would just not cut it. it is not uncommon to smell worse after a pre-shower, similar to the way dishes smell horrible right when they come out of the dishwasher.
Guy: Dude, you need to come over right now, i just got mario kart

Dude: chill guy, i just got back from ultimate frisbee, i gotta shower

Guy: Ultimate frisbee? i would recommend a pre-shower. can't have you stinkin' up my casa.

Dude: i feel you
by sandwix June 23, 2008
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jamacian shower

To seal off the bathroom with towels so no air escapes and running the shower while smoking weed. It increases the experience by expanding the smoke.
Shit, that jamaican shower was fuckin sweet! I'm still trippin!
by Mr. Moe March 31, 2005
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Dark Shower

Taking a shower without any lights or candles on either by yourself or with others.
The best way to get to know somebody is by taking a dark shower together!
by Lo_Lo April 8, 2011
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Generational Shower

When a father takes his son into the shower with him, and the son sees his father's dick and remembers it forever. A method of making your son always think you are better than him.
I can't fight my dad, when I was 5 we took a generational shower and I know he is more man than me.
by Pod Awful April 24, 2011
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Ohio shower

An Ohio shower is when you are in a rush and you have to clean yourself with wet wipe towels
I was in a rush so I had to take an Ohio shower - Kimmy Schmidt
by I Hat Enigg Ers June 8, 2016
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shower jaw

similar to curb stomping but done in prison showers where the victim bites the shower head and you high kick his head into the shower head, thus giving him a shower jaw,
dave:wtf happened to you?
joe:i jus gawt shower jaw
dave;that sucks
joe:fukk yu ash howl
by james maddrox June 22, 2008
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pink shower

When you shower after ramming a chick on her rag and the water from the blood coming off your meat makes the water pink.
Hey Reggie, I just had a nice pink shower after I dumped some seed into your sisters sloppy ragging hatchet wound. Wanna go for tacos?
by Shlong John Sliver August 10, 2016
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