fap bath

1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.

1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.

by G-A-T October 27, 2011

must-fap-to

Something so sexually arousing that not masturbating to it would be a sin.

Baby, you are not just fappable, you are a must-fap-to.

Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!

by DrCharl April 22, 2011

fap tribute

A fap tribute is a video or compilation of sexually arousing images or clips of a specific celebrity/public figure.

"Hey man, I just watched a SSSniperwolf fap tribute. Want the link?"

by Sapphire05 February 2, 2023

spicy fap

Jerking off while holding in a piss

I had to go to the bathroom but I was still craving a release so had to do a spicy fap

by DareToBeBold January 25, 2018

flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.

Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."

by A Guy with a problem. March 10, 2014

lightning fap

when you are beating off then call your mother and try to finish before she gets in the room.

"last night i pulled off the lightning fap, my mom didnt see a thing."

by boss rig February 15, 2015

kiwi fap

Fapping to a kiwi in the middle of class.

Person 1: *clap clap clap* KIWI!!!
Person 2: John! Are you doing the kiwi fap again?!?!

by Perry the Fapapus December 16, 2018