Callum

an 8 year old boy who hears his brother slap his meat to anime girls on youtube

"i fuck little boys like callum"

by ixwonn_ November 22, 2021

Callum

They always have massive heads.

Callum over there has a fucking massive head.

by RagingSnake69 November 22, 2021

Callum

A boy usually sporty. loves to play with mates and sucks pp at fortnite. he also is very bad at parkour at most games but gets there eventually.

wow callum used to be a boxer,rugby player and a basketball player

by omw_to_fyb April 1, 2020

Callum Kelly-day

An absolute retard who has ratty mates and Is a ratty member he thinks he’s the shit when he’s not. He is a tosser. A plonker and a spanner.

That Callum Kelly-day is such a plonker

by 69696968420 February 15, 2020

Callum

Big saddo with no life and no friends. Is extremely erotic but disgusting to look at and be around.

Hey Callum

by DefinitelyNotCallum December 14, 2021

Callum

He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute

Issy:HES a bae
Megan:I love Lewis
Callum:I love tallulah
Ahhahahahahah depression

by Issybaeness August 7, 2019

Callum

A teenage boy who obsessed over the morrisey, Courtney love and other problematic figures

Hey did you here he supports Kanye, such a callum

by Masculine turtle girl February 4, 2024